Sunday, April 13, 2008

Today's totally random quote taken completely out of context

"Males couldn't bite you even if they tried; Their mouths don't work that way."

[Bonus points to those who can figure out the context for this quote.]

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Charlton Heston has died.

Moses, John the Baptist, and Brigham Young arrive at the gates of heaven. "Nice to see you, Charlie," says St. Peter.